A Wyoming farmer released a statement this morning detailing what his publicist describes as, "One of the greatest discoveries of this century." After being diagnosed with Terminal Testicular Cancer, Farmer Brown decided to do less manual labor on his 300 acre cattle ranch. He turner over the more brisk duties to his young ranch hands and limited his tasks to shoveling manure for compost and feeding the cattle.
To the amazements of his Doctors; just 6 months after being diagnosed the cancer was completely gone. When ask what the source may be Brown exclaimed; 'Its from shovelling Grade A Organic Crap!"
Since his recovery Brown and his wife have started an Organic supplement company marketing their Brand of Manure Supplement. By the end of next year they plan to sell them at, at least 60 different Natural Foods Stores around the country. Coming in at only $.75 a pill these are sure to be widely popular.
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